Anyone that has kids will know the one I’m talking about. It’s the one that no matter how much you’ve prepared yourself it leaves you gasping for clean air. Your nostrils automatically close off and you are left wondering, out aloud, how something like that could come out of such a cute little kid? It’s the one that no matter how many baby wipes you had ready to go, it wasn’t enough and you find yourself reaching for more. It’s the one that instead of wiping you find yourself scooping and thinking that using a cement trowel would be easier. It's the one that managed to work its way into every tiny little crack and crevasse, every little nook and cranny and just when you think you're done...THERE'S MORE! It’s the one that you think to yourself "I don't wanna touch this anymore than I have to" and instead of folding the edges over, like you should, you place it carefully inside the plastic nappy bag and tie it up. It's the one that no matter how careful you were, you still manage to get it on the outside of that nappy bag and now have to double-bag it. And the whole time your little boy just stares up at you, laughing, as if he knew what was coming and thinks it’s the funniest thing he’s seen all day!
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Yes, we have had our fair share of those ones. Pray you NEVER experience the day that Reef discovers "mega poop" when your not around, takes off his nappy and decorates his cot, walls, body, and even his hair with its contents.
haha!! thats so funny! plenty of those with all my kids... grace did one the other night in her bed (cos she was so sick, poor thing). I think that is worse because she doesn't wear a nappy so nothing to catch it. If only she could of made it to the toilet.
What a positive, uplifting & newsworthy item! Allegra, unfortunately, is a super-pooper as well. So far, she has had a ratio of mega-poop to normal poop of 1:1.
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