Sunday, July 12, 2009
MY FIRST SNOW TRIP
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Friday, July 3, 2009
First Friday Interview: Josh
Post-script: We do not believe that Josh bears any resemblance to "Randy Hickey" this comment was taken completely out of context. On the scale of Brad Pitt being 10 and Earl's brother being 1 he is definitely a 9.
Thursday, July 2, 2009
'One of the Ninety and Nine'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEy6jgfCSgI
Monday, June 29, 2009
THE MEGA POOP!
Friday, June 26, 2009
SBLT Lucas Wolff
Although Lucas has been in the Navy for 6 months, today was the day that he looked the part! With his winter uniform (just one of a many uniforms) he was looking very smart! Airi and Grace thought that Dad looked very funny and couldn't stop giggling. The new rule that they made up was that every time dad is in uniform he will be addressed as "Sir". So it has been, "you look very nice, Sir... can I go and play, Sir"
Off to training exercise tomorrow it will be Lucas's first official outing as a Naval Officer. Hooray!
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Dunk Is. - Beautiful one day, perfect the next
After finishing my Masters last year, I have felt a little flat. Two years with no break, and the stress of combining study with family,managing finances, church calling etc, culminated in a mid- week decision, "I need a time out, I need a holiday!"
As fast as a whippet, Jill had us booked. I had a week off and we were headed to Dunk Island.
Not the most exclusive island in the chain, but from what we read, the most family friendly. This turned out be fantastically true.
We left early Monday morning, after getting the house ready for any inspections for potential buyers while we were away. A logistical challenge, but we have done this so many times over the last 12 months, with the motivation of a 12 o'clock booking on the Mission Beach to Dunk Island Ferry, it went like clockwork.
A leisurely 2 hour drive on the Great Green Way, was a great way to start the holiday. 28 degrees and no hotter, a slight breeze and open road.
We arrived in good time,and found the ferry departure. With another 40 minutes to go, we cruised around Mission Beach and drove up to a resort we had stayed at once at South Mission Beach. A special surprise awaited, our first sightings of Cassowaries in the wild.
A Dad, and his 3 little chicks (that makes them sound small, they each stood about 4ft tall. ) Jill tells me she learnt that the Male Cassowary are the best dads in the world. The Mum takes off never to be seen again, after she lays the eggs, and Dad incubates the eggs and after they hatch, raises the chicks all by himself. His was a pretty calm, sort of a fellow, came right up to the car and banged it with his beak, just like what you see on African safari shows, except they are elephants. I was slightly concerned that at any minute he would tear our bowels out with his talons, as we have been warned many times, don't get too close. One of our favourite road signs, that you'll see up here, is a yellow triangle with a car and a cassowary head on, with the car banged up, and if taken to scale, you may expect to see a 2o foot cassowary. Jill shrieked with excitement, as if she had just arrived in Australia 2 days ago, and took a few pics. The drive back to the ferry, we crossed a small creek, with a recent crocodile sighting sign. We stopped and tried to see one but nothing there, that we could see,but that is the crocodiles' strategy, camouflage. A guy from Melbourne, I met while watching the soccer at the Island Bar, said he and his family were taking a swim on Mission Beach while waiting for the ferry, and a local said to them "I wouldn't swim in there if I was you mate, there's a 3.7m saltie that lives off the beach up near the estuary up there". He didn't swim for his whole trip, but apparently they don't go out to the island. I wasn't convinced.
The Ferry ride was all part of the fun, we had to catch it from the beach, not a jetty. So we waded through the waves up to the boat, they carried our luggage this way, Kawehi was carried as if she was luggage by the crew too. The boat started its engine, raised its bow and off it sped, the island in the foreground getting closer and closer, water crystal calm, on the gold coast a surfer would call it glassy, but it really sparkled.
The kids loved the ferry, it drove up the beach and got out just as we had embarked, through the waves, greeted by island staff in Aloha shirts "Welcome to Dunk Island" They gave us the welcome spiel, hotel, food, room, activities, I was reassured that there would be no "crocodiles", although he was new and had just come from working up on Lizard Island resort, where they unexpectedly spotted and caught two crocodiles, sunning themselves off the beach, but he said" but that's more North". The toads are travelling South, surely the crocs are too.
We were led through the new bar and dining area (rebuilt after cyclone Larry devastated the island in 2006) out to the view you see on all the brochures. I was pleasantly surprised that it looked exactly as the picture only better. The big pool with the Ulysses Blue Butterfly in tiles on the pool floor;the same pool that Spencer a few days later, dropped his billabong boardies arched his back and demonstrated a perfect arc as he peed into the lovely pool, in front of all the resort guests. I asked him later, what the people thought, he said"everyone was laughing at me" he loves to entertain. Jill was horrified.
Our apartment was a beachfront room, nice and modern, and literally 10 metres to the sand, another 10 metres to the water. We all wandered back along the sand to the cafe at the pool for lunch, Asian noodle 2 course menu, order away its all part of the package. We sat together by the sand and an umbrella and admired the view, blue green, clear calm waters, gentle waves lapping, blue skies, still, green Mount Kootaloo to the right, mission beach and ocean to to the left, island out in front 200m, and the rigid blue haze of the east coast of Australia, in the distant background, Yachts sailing, boats speeding, kayaks floating, people fishing and walking past with huge fish held hanging in hand, taking them to the chef, to cook for dinner later that evening.We couldn't believe that only a few hours before we were scrubbing windows, vacuuming floors. We literally have some of the best of Australia on our doorstep.
Jill took Brady for a nap, while Kawehi, Ollie, Spencer and I took the 500m hike to Muggy Muggy Beach, good for snorkeling, the reef is right off the beach. Deserted, calm, dark boulders either side, the kids felt like they were pirates, robinson crusoe, smith family robinson, they ran, jumped off rocks, swam in the water, threw rocks, found crabs and pools of water.
We decided to hike to the other side of the resort, visited the jetty cafe, and ordered drinks for all the kids, they loved the concept of ordering drinks and not handing over money. They could get used to this. We walked to the back beach after the kids jumped off the jetty, into the water if I didn't stop them,But onto the sand. I realised Spencer has no concept of height as he launched himself off two feet into the air and onto the sand below from 4 times his height. I jumped down, expecting him to be hurt or shocked, but neither"lets do it again" He's a crazy little fella.
The back beach is where we discovered one of the many joys of the week, 14 foot catamarans, white blue and green, with Dunk Island written on them, the kids loved it, and Jill too. I can't believe she trusted me out in the waters half way between Bedarra Island and Dunk.
The first night we were off to dinner, 3 course menu, the kids again able to order whatever they liked, and when asked later about their favourite part of the trip, "the restaurant." I read an article by a travel writer who had visited Dunk, and was surprised at the comments he got when he got back from his 3 week trip, instead of "you look tanned, great, rested, fresh" it was "mate are you okay, you've put on a few kilos" We felt the same way, so much food, the buffet breakfast each morning was great, one night we had a seafood buffet for dinner, but it was the apex of the food curve, the point we realised we couldn't sustain this kind of eating, that night I had half a plate full and a few desserts, what a waste, there was so much great food, I just couldn't do it any longer. We came down after that and figured out a way to balance it out. But we kept active to assist with digestion. Jill was hiking Mt Kootaloo every morning getting up at 6 am, taking a good 90 minutes to the top and back, with great views as an additional reward. The third day, Kawehi, Ollie and I did the same hike, but we added the circle island hike, an 8km hike all up, Kawehi and Ollie did it all amazingly well, and we even ran for almost half of it. We learnt that, an eccentric Englishman, was working at the newspaper in Townsville, was told by his doctor that he had 6 months to live, he was so stressed and overworked. So, he quit his job and moved with his wife to Dunk Island, settled, built a shack and lived for the next 26 years. He wrote a book while he was on the Island, called "Confessions of a Beachcomber" which is apparently a classic in the world of wanna-be island castaways and nature lovers. Everything on Dunk Island and Mission beach is called Banfield something, drive, parade, shopping centre, all named after him. Also the top of Mount Kootaloo held a communications tower during the war, which we saw the rusted ruins of on our hike. It sent via morse code, positional sightings of Japanese submarines and other fleet, along the coast of Northern Australia. The soldiers hiked up to the top and camped, on a 24 hr watch, where they would switch and be relieved by their mates who would be at base camp, swimming and fishing. If you had to go to war, this is surely where you would want to be posted.
We swam everyday, the beaches so nice that it seemed a shame to even want to swim in the pool. At low tide we could walk out a good 100 m, with all the kids including Spencer, and they were jumping, flopping backwards, diving, out in the middle of the bay, soft sand under their feet.
We played racquetball most nights, that was so great, we thought, "that's what we need in our home, a squash/racquetball court". We gave each kid a racquet and a ball, including Brady, shut the door, and they would have gone on for a good 4 hours if we hadn't stopped them, balls and racquets flying everywhere. Ollie had figured out that you just drop the ball and then whack it. Spencer, he would throw the ball, then chase it down like a heat seeking missile, throw racquet and body at the ball on the ground, in an attempt to send that ball as far and as hard as he could.
Dinner we booked in each night at 6pm, so we had perfect sunset views across the water, purples and oranges and fading blues. It was more than perfect.
One night Jill and I, went to the Bingo at the bar, it was very family oriented, the kids were baby sat, we thought surely we would win something but no. The last game was, you kept standing if none of your numbers are called out. We thought, well surely this is our game based on the the previous rounds. Jill was in the final two still standing, the prize a free cocktail from the bar. Not much use to us, we'd go virgin, but she was still determined to win something, even if we had to give it away. She lost.
But other than that, for the whole trip, we felt lucky, really grateful for such beautiful surroundings, there's so much to do, if you get out and do it in Cairns and surrounds.
The day we were to leave, it was over cast and raining, as if the island that the kids fell in love with was sad to see them go. We finished with hot chocolate and soft drinks at the jetty cafe as we waited for the water-taxi, this time it was rougher and the ferry jumped and rocked side to side, the waves crashing us onto the beach, the boat backing in reverse. Car keys delivered at the beach, luggage, delivered into the car, and we were driving away almost 60 secs after getting off the boat. Simple service, done well. What a great trip that was.
We took the long way home, and arrived home with 5 mins to spare before we were called saying there was a showing for our home scheduled in 5 mins. We hoofed it, packed the car again with everything we had just taken out, opened the windows, curtains, turned on the fans, cleaned the floors and waved hello to the new owner (we hoped) of our house as we drove out through the gate. We just made it. We accepted his offer the next morning. Celebrations for a house sold, a fantastic trip and memories for our family from the "Isle of Peace and Plenty" Dunk Island, which was beautiful the first day, and perfect every one after that. Where else but Queensland? Come on up for a holiday, we'll see you soon!
Monday, June 15, 2009
Meet Allegra
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
FIRST FRIDAY INTERVIEW: June
Eggs, they are quick, simple, and tasty.
Sleeping Beauty. I could sleep for a hundred years.
My hot never-ending power shower, my little car, and my passport.
A banana and marmite on toast.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
COME TO THE SNOW!!
Ok, so clearly we are not inferring anything about you because we would only want to invite cool people to the snow with us. Thats right this year we decided to be all schmancy pants and go to the snow.
I've been dreaming about it since the Babysitters Club went to Vermont on a ski trip as babysitters, and Joe's keen cos he's, well, cool. And if anyone's noticed cool people snowboard!!!
We are planning on at least a few days during one of the school holidays and where is totally up to you. Let us know and we'll find a good deal...(our wallets aren't quite as large as our dreams)...and for those wishing to look the part without the price Aldi still has some cheap ski suits left instore. Who needs Burton when you've got Crane?
See you in the soft powder!
Thursday, April 30, 2009
First Friday Interview
What is your favourite colour?
Blue, it brings out my eyes. Blue sky and blue ocean
What is your favourite city?
Honolulu/Waikiki
What is your favourite thing to cook?
Toast
What beauty product can you not live without?
Everything, I have even learned how to live without hair products
What is your favourite restaurant?
In Cairns; Corea Corea, Cafe 12, and Thai and Laos @Edge Hill
What is one thing you can't help but splurge on?
Macadamia/white choc chip cookies, blue cheese, and shoes
What is your favourite word?
Sure, why not! That's a phrase I know. Maybe, lovely
What is your favourite thing to do on the weekend?
Go for a run, go for a swim, go out to lunch, and watch the footy
What t.v. show makes you the happiest?
AFL live when Collingwood is playing, The Office, Flight of the Conchords and Little Britain
What is your favourite sport to participate in?
Air Hockey
What is one trend that totally victimized you?
The undercut hairstyle
If you could trade lives with anyone for a day who would you choose?
I used to think I would like to trade with one of the Royal Family when I was little. I would like to be able to trade people out of my life (noone from the family of course).
What is your favourite comfort food?
Burger and fries (while reading the newspaper).
What celebrity do you most resemble?
People used to say Matthew McConaughey, but they also used to say Joseph Smith
What three things are your most treasured (material) possessions?
I am happy I have a mower to mow my own lawns, my Leki nordic walking poles, and I like my new Lacoste shoes for work
What three things are your most treasured (non-material) possessions?
My family, my education, and my testimony
What is your favourite childhood memory?
Too many, but being carefree on the beach for family holidays was great. Also at Gisborne Primary School, throwing pine cones from one fallen pine tree at other children who were hiding behind another fallen pine tree throwing pine cones at me. Free food at church activities or at Dad's work parties.
Thanks Tim!
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Roly Poly Reef
I rolled over for the first time yesterday but only Daddy saw. Mummy was busy in a training meeting at church so I decided that I would do one, special, at home just for her!
Saturday, April 4, 2009
First Friday Interview:
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR?
Blue

Sunday, March 29, 2009
Are you a connoisseur of fine weather?
If so. . . . for the next few months Cairns is the place to be. I am officially inviting all relatives for a holiday up north. I am finished complaining about heat, humidity, and torrential rain because right now this place is perfection. If you can put up with slightly cramped quarters and noisy (bordering on annoying, oops I mean adorable) children book a cheap flight(s) and come on up and enjoy.
Monday, March 23, 2009
Can't wait for Easter? Apparently Coles feels the same way.
I told the kids that they will STILL need to wait for the actual Easter holiday before they consume ANY Easter treats, whatsoever! I don't care HOW yummy hot-cross buns are!
Thursday, March 19, 2009
re: Dalmeny Movie!
Dalmeny Movie!
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Wynken, Blynken and Nod
New babies sleep a lot. Don't they? 16 - 17 hours out of 24 right? Or roughly the equivalent of 2 hours out of every 3. Right after dinner time, play time and a little bit of cuddle time or as one "expert" labels it E.A.S.Y. Eat, Activity, Sleep and a little bit of time for You. (SNORT).
So far in the last week Reef has stayed awake from 10 till 4. He's been rocked and shushed in the basinette, in mummy's arms, in daddy's arms, sung to, and bounced. He's listened to 'soothing' music from classical, jazz to new age synthesized to the "sounds of rain" but to no avail because being free spirited and stubborn since in utero he won't sleep until he is ready. The following night he slept nowhere but on mummys chest (and she was very tired by the end of it). And then tonight he went down without complaint, wrapped up, plonked in the bed wide awake and asleep in 10minutes without a peep of sound.
And lets not get started on the day time naps. Do they even exist for longer than 20minutes? Who said parents got to catch up on sleep during the day while their child naps? Seriously, who are these people?
New parents brag about how well their child sleeps like its a badge of honour and good parenting.
Smug new parent: "My four week old baby slept from seven to seven last night. A whole twelve hours!"
Me (a little envious): "WOW. How'd you do that?" (like they did anything).
Smug new parent: "Oh he's such a good little baby and he loves the cot we bought and the new monitor that's remote controlled and plays music and doubles as a night light"....(also insert equivalent for smug parent with schedule or smug parent who demand feeds).
Joe and I have had some thoughts on this and we've come to realise that parents who think they've trained their six week and under babies to sleep through are full a load of rot. It can't be a sign of good parenting, a smart baby or even good luck, simply because a baby is designed to wake up when it's hungry or cold or hot or unable to breathe. Can you imagine poor little Reef all cold in bed and not waking to tell me? Don't you hate those nights? I certainly would want him to wake and am beginning to be glad that he has such a finely tuned survival instinct.... which must be why god created babies with a shortened sleep cycle most of which is active sleep (filled with grunts, squeeks, sighs, sleep smiles, sucking noises and flailing arms if they manage to work free and the ability to wake up at the drop of a pin).
Like all mothers at mother/baby club I'm convinced my baby is the cutest in the room. I know he is the most alert. While they sleep like slugs he's awake and usually crying very awake-like (i.e shrilly not quiet and grizzly) and sometimes he's playing. If he's awake more often, he must see and know more about the world. That must also make him the smartest baby in the room. Did you know that a little persons brain does most of its growing, 90%, in the first 2 years of life and, while deep sleep is necessary, its the active 'awake' part that cements the things learnt during the day? How smart (or healthy) can a baby be who sleeps deep?
On top of that, while a formula fed baby might have a full belly for a while, the digestive system of a breastfed newborn takes no longer than 90minutes to digest all its food. And as a little person needs its food to grow into a big person how can night time feeds be bad baby or bad parenting? Why do we spend so much energy, time and even money trying to get our babies to sleep longer through the night? Is that bad parenting?
So the next time that conversation comes up again it might go something like this -
Delusional new parent: "My baby has slept through the night from birth."
Me (a little smug): "Really? Reef wakes up several times a night. He's such a smart little baby. I feed him, change him, and occasionally rock him when his houdini brilliance has worked body parts free while sleeping. He sings and sighs through the night. I just know he'll be a great musician. Sometimes he chatters too and all that night-time talking and thinking so wears his little brain out he actually wakes just to tell me about it. His appetite is great, he'll be big and strong, and there is nothing sweeter than his 4am feed when his big eyes stare up at me though the dark and upon finishing his snack rolls over flat, kicks his feet and grins his peter pan grin, ready to play.
Aren't kids sweet?
I decided to be supportive, I am sure even a naughty doctor requires more education and receives a better wage than the Incredible Hulk, his other career ambition. "That sounds like it would be a lot of fun!" I said enthusiastically. He looked at me with a satisfied smile and continued plotting.
Friday, March 13, 2009
No teeth? No problem, all welcome!!
Monday, March 9, 2009
Sexy People
Check out this blog:
http://www.sexypeople-blog.com/
I am sure we all have a few that we could add to her collection. If so, feel free to post them on Wolff 'n' Stuff.
Saturday, March 7, 2009
yep...I'm cool
Better late than never
Thursday, March 5, 2009
First Friday Interview
What is your favourite colour?
Blue.
Any braised dish in my le Creuset cook pot. Yum and fun. It makes me feel like I am in Paris.
What is your favourite restaurant?
Currently it is the local Thai restaurant called Thai Splendid. The food is amazing. Always fresh and exploding with flavour?
What is your favourite thing to do on the weekend?
Both?!